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bin_tenn

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LoL. I used to know a guy who would say he had a tattoo of a flea on his member, and when excited it became a tattoo of a bald eagle. Haha.
 

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@bin_tenn your mind is in the gutter mate. Unlike mine. I would never tell a joke like that or have any thoughts of that nature. :p Why could you not say Penis? His member? Come on man. You are our doctor after all. Penis is medically correct. :p
 

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Let me guess, your area of expertise would be breasts. All that money just to feel breasts. Your greedy sod. You'll be pimping your body out next. :p
 

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Only male prostitute that comes with a meal deal. A shag and a diet coke for 10 dollars. :p
 

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Nah, bro. I'm my own pimp. I may have to smack me around a bit when I get outta line, but at least I get to keep all the moolah.
 

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You have the body of a God. The Buddha. As a doctor, If you had a friend who needs a skin graft, could skin from the rear end could be used? Arse Skin for a friend. :p
 

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Better yet, not just one person; you can use the skin from the asinine people. Lmao.
I'd walk away from this conversation since we completely hijacked @ThankfulJen 's post, but Cuch took my feet. So I guess I'm here to stay.
 
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Haha! I only vaguely remember my last couple of replies. I was extremely tired at that point, and felt a bit delusional. Glad to know I can still "hang" even when I'm exhausted... :p
 

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@ThankfulJen mind is in the gutter. She started the topic. Before that we had never sinned in our lives. Went to Mass 7 days a week. Prayers said 10 times a day. Now look what she has reduced you to. :p
 
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