Kind of new, not really! ;)

[diva_davey]

Heyo lovelies!!! Dave here. I'm sure Lukas has told you all totally heinous things about me- LOL!!
I was told I'm already part of the family so I'll carry on and make myself at home!!
I'm... a tad narcissistic... and I like to talk- A LOT- especially about ME- so don't say I didn't warn you!
I sure hope I'm not breaking any rules by joining the same site as my spouse, but I wasn't told otherwise so meh. Besides, I totally love drama!! Watch out Lukas!! Haha.
I have borderline personality disorder and pretty bad anxiety, that's my deal. I'm, like, the most obnoxious person you'll probably ever meet in your life and I'm a total diva.
I'm a pro makeup artist and I'm a super talented singer!! Not pop star status yet sadly, but my day will come- LOL!!
I'm a curvy plus-size BAD BITCH!!! I'm super opinionated and I LOVE to speak my mind!! I give basically zero fucks about what ppl think of me
I would love to talk and talk and talk but I don't want to type up, like, the longest intro in the history of ever!
TTYL angels
Lots of <3, Dave K.

 

[LizzieB]

Heyo lovelies!!! Dave here. I'm sure Lukas has told you all totally heinous things about me- LOL!!
I was told I'm already part of the family so I'll carry on and make myself at home!!
I'm... a tad narcissistic... and I like to talk- A LOT- especially about ME- so don't say I didn't warn you!
I sure hope I'm not breaking any rules by joining the same site as my spouse, but I wasn't told otherwise so meh. Besides, I totally love drama!! Watch out Lukas!! Haha.
I have borderline personality disorder and pretty bad anxiety, that's my deal. I'm, like, the most obnoxious person you'll probably ever meet in your life and I'm a total diva.
I'm a pro makeup artist and I'm a super talented singer!! Not pop star status yet sadly, but my day will come- LOL!!
I'm a curvy plus-size BAD BITCH!!! I'm super opinionated and I LOVE to speak my mind!! I give basically zero fucks about what ppl think of me
I would love to talk and talk and talk but I don't want to type up, like, the longest intro in the history of ever!
TTYL angels
Lots of <3, Dave K.

So! You are the famous Dave! I have heard so much about you over the last few days! I hope you’ve heard that I am going to be yours and your husbands wife lol

He is so smitten and clearly madly in love with you! You’re a very lucky man

Treat him well x


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[diva_davey]

So! You are the famous Dave! I have heard so much about you over the last few days! I hope you’ve heard that I am going to be yours and your husbands wife lol

He is so smitten and clearly madly in love with you! You’re a very lucky man

Treat him well x

That's meee!!! The Famous Dave. LOL!
Lukas told me about that- LOL!!! Be prepared, you're gonna get more than you bargained for with the two of us!
I'm madly in love with him too! He's so sweet! x

 

[LizzieB]

That's meee!!! The Famous Dave. LOL!
Lukas told me about that- LOL!!! Be prepared, you're gonna get more than you bargained for with the two of us!
I'm madly in love with him too! He's so sweet! x

You two sound so crazy... a good crazy obviously I’m pretty sure I will be able to handle you both though! I love a challenge


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[diva_davey]

You two sound so crazy... a good crazy obviously I’m pretty sure I will be able to handle you both though! I love a challenge

We're crazy as hell LOL!
Good to hear you love a challenge

 

[_Lukas]

What an entrance

 

[LizzieB]

What an entrance

He didn’t even need the gold sequin jacket


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[_Lukas]

He didn’t even need the gold sequin jacket

Lol! Just imagine him wearing it though.

 

[diva_davey]

He didn’t even need the gold sequin jacket


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YASSS!! OMG

 

[janemariesayed]

Heyo lovelies!!! Dave here. I'm sure Lukas has told you all totally heinous things about me- LOL!!
I was told I'm already part of the family so I'll carry on and make myself at home!!
I'm... a tad narcissistic... and I like to talk- A LOT- especially about ME- so don't say I didn't warn you!
I sure hope I'm not breaking any rules by joining the same site as my spouse, but I wasn't told otherwise so meh. Besides, I totally love drama!! Watch out Lukas!! Haha.
I have borderline personality disorder and pretty bad anxiety, that's my deal. I'm, like, the most obnoxious person you'll probably ever meet in your life and I'm a total diva.
I'm a pro makeup artist and I'm a super talented singer!! Not pop star status yet sadly, but my day will come- LOL!!
I'm a curvy plus-size BAD BITCH!!! I'm super opinionated and I LOVE to speak my mind!! I give basically zero fucks about what ppl think of me
I would love to talk and talk and talk but I don't want to type up, like, the longest intro in the history of ever!
TTYL angels
Lots of <3, Dave K.

Hiya Dave, nice to finally meet you after hearing so many (good things) about you. You are really very welcome here. Congratulations on your recent wedding! x