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Gimme your best/worst joke

Hurt&Hopeful

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I have seen several folks posting about struggling with winter, low temperatures, relationship struggles, feelings of depression, etc. I'm with you. So here's a little friendly competition. What's your best/worst joke? Keep it clean in order to follow the forum rules (or moderators will remove it). Dad jokes are welcome and encouraged.
 

Poolman68

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A blonde is speeding in her new convertible and gets pulled over, the officer approached the car and asked for her ID, the blonde looks puzzled and asks “what’s that”, the officer tells her “ you know, the little square thing with your picture on it”, the blonde smiles and digs thru her purse and pulls out a compact. The officer opens it up and looks at it, hands lt back to her and says “oh my gosh I didn’t know you were a cop too, have a nice day”. Sorry the only joke I can think of atm
 

Hurt&Hopeful

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A blonde is speeding in her new convertible and gets pulled over, the officer approached the car and asked for her ID, the blonde looks puzzled and asks “what’s that”, the officer tells her “ you know, the little square thing with your picture on it”, the blonde smiles and digs thru her purse and pulls out a compact. The officer opens it up and looks at it, hands lt back to her and says “oh my gosh I didn’t know you were a cop too, have a nice day”. Sorry the only joke I can think of atm
Nice. :) Truly horrible in the best way. :)
 

Rue

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what did the cell say when her sister cell stepped on her foot?
my toe, sis

why are guys sexier than girls?
you can't spell sexy without the xy

how are helicase similar to the f-boys in my school?
they both wanna unzip your jeans

i'm so sorry 9th grade biology has changed me too much
 
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