One swollen foot

bin_tenn · Jul 17, 2021

LoL. I used to know a guy who would say he had a tattoo of a flea on his member, and when excited it became a tattoo of a bald eagle. Haha.

Cuchculan · Jul 17, 2021

@bin_tenn your mind is in the gutter mate. Unlike mine. I would never tell a joke like that or have any thoughts of that nature.

Why could you not say Penis? His member? Come on man. You are our doctor after all. Penis is medically correct.

bin_tenn · Jul 17, 2021

LoL! Give me another $75K+ per year and I'll be a doctor. Haha.

Cuchculan · Jul 17, 2021

Let me guess, your area of expertise would be breasts. All that money just to feel breasts. Your greedy sod. You'll be pimping your body out next.

bin_tenn · Jul 17, 2021

Cuchculan said:
Let me guess, your area of expertise would be breasts.

Guess again!

Cuchculan said:
You'll be pimping your body out next.

Did you just assume I'm not already?

Cuchculan · Jul 17, 2021

Only male prostitute that comes with a meal deal. A shag and a diet coke for 10 dollars.

TruthHurts · Jul 17, 2021

bin_tenn said:
Guess again!

Did you just assume I'm not already?

What state is famous because of it's potatoes?

bin_tenn · Jul 17, 2021

TruthHurts said:
What state is famous because of it's potatoes?

I-da-ho(e)

TruthHurts · Jul 17, 2021

bin_tenn said:
I-da-ho(e)

and i-be-da pimp

bin_tenn · Jul 17, 2021

TruthHurts said:
and i-be-da pimp

Don't take it personally, but no thanks. Independent is the way to be, I don't have to answer to anyone and all the money is mine. Sorry!

cheer_mom · Jul 18, 2021

You guys crack me up!!

Cuchculan · Jul 18, 2021

You gone to do what your John says or what? He wants you on the streets, you go on the streets. You dig?

bin_tenn · Jul 18, 2021

Nah, bro. I'm my own pimp. I may have to smack me around a bit when I get outta line, but at least I get to keep all the moolah.

Cuchculan · Jul 18, 2021

You have the body of a God. The Buddha. As a doctor, If you had a friend who needs a skin graft, could skin from the rear end could be used? Arse Skin for a friend.

bin_tenn · Jul 18, 2021

Better yet, not just one person; you can use the skin from the asinine people. Lmao.
I'd walk away from this conversation since we completely hijacked @ThankfulJen 's post, but Cuch took my feet. So I guess I'm here to stay.

Cuchculan · Jul 18, 2021

To think this began as one swollen foot. Now everything else seems to be swollen, other than a foot.

bin_tenn · Jul 18, 2021

Haha! I only vaguely remember my last couple of replies. I was extremely tired at that point, and felt a bit delusional. Glad to know I can still "hang" even when I'm exhausted...

Cuchculan · Jul 18, 2021

No bragging and how well it hangs.

bin_tenn · Jul 18, 2021

Cuchculan said:
No bragging and how well it hangs.

Whose mind is in the gutter now? :O

Cuchculan · Jul 18, 2021

@ThankfulJen mind is in the gutter. She started the topic. Before that we had never sinned in our lives. Went to Mass 7 days a week. Prayers said 10 times a day. Now look what she has reduced you to.

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